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Nikos Dental Clinic

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Nikos Solomou Orthodontist and builder

Welcome to Nikos Dental & Building

The Cyprus economy has been problem this year so not too much building work since Government steal 25% of People’s money in Cyprus Banks. As good businessman I have diversify my building business to now include Orthodontics while building work is slow. Orthodontics is Greek, so very easy for me. Ortho means ‘Fix’; Dontia means ‘teeth’. What qualifications you have to do this? I think you ask. Well, fixing teeth is very similar to fixing brick walls (which I have much experience). Not only this, but I was taught everything about orthodontics by my nephew one afternoon last month. This nephew, Gareth, is fully qualified Orthodontist with St. Johns Ambulance First Aid qualification and everything. He also has qualification to inject Buttocks into face to make wrinkly face smooth again (he is not as experience in brick laying as me though).

Let me show you some of my work.

Without proper care, Plaque, Tartar, Moss and Lichen can grow on teeth and bricks.

Regular brushing of the teeth and gums or bricks and mortar will avoid this.

Good results can be achieve if damage did not already occur.

When damage has already occur, (see teeth 4 & 5 above) the affected teeth or brick must be remove.

Masonry chisel and lump hammer are use to remove the mortar around the affected brick with much wiggle, wiggle to make loose to remove. Exactly the same with teeth.

Sometimes analgesia or anaesthetic (more Greek words means pain killer or make sleep) are need – like when I hit my finger with lump hammer.

This is best brand of analgesia and can be use as anaesthetic with larger dose.

After bad teeth are remove…

New teeth are replace with fresh mortar to make happy smile again.

Nikos Dental & Building can also provide taxi service: very fast.

What our Customers say:

“He drank lots of tea and did a good job on the occasions he showed up sober.” Heather Fell

“He fix my tap and it work for nearly 2 weeks without problem.” Antonis Solomou

“Nikos Taxi service was certainly the fastest.” Adrian of Ulpster

“Well, you get what you pay for… and he’s quite cheap.” Mrs. L. M. Mahoney of Cheadle

“I’ve never known a more accomplished bricklayer in my entire life.” Stanley McMorrow (age 9 months)

“Multi skilled. Just the sort of guy we needed back in Viet Nam.” Don McAye, of Wick (Real name withheld for security reasons)